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Patronize these kids at your own risk.
Me deciding whether or not to shave: *checks outside temp* “34°F!! Nope! I need all the fur I can get!”
As teenagers, a boy and a girl agree to marry if neither have by their 35th birthday. Follow the boy as he attempts to sabotage every relationship the girl has till then.
growing up with siblings
The fucking accuracy
This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in my life.
The cinematography. Whipped the boy like the romans did with Jesus
LMAOOOO
“The Roman did Jesus” 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
add that ominous hum/yodel thing that’s in every overly dramatic car commercial and this deserves an Oscar
Lmfaooo he cocked that hand so far back
